Lets fucking go lads and ladies
1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
I would in a heartbeat, no questions asked
2. You talked to an ex today, correct?
Ex’s. What are ex’s
3. Have you taken someones virginity?
Sadly no, I will one day Anthony Furci, one day
4. Is trust a big issue for you?
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
I like everyone but I did yesterday before school
6. What are you excited for?
Not school, I can tell you that
7. What happened tonight?
Basketball training. Oh, and dinner
8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?
It’s pretty funny when they pretend they are but otherwise it’s totes feral
9. Is confidence cute?
Why yes it is to a certain degree
10. What is the last beverage you had?
Schweppes raspberry lemonade
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
Yes and they make me look stupidly thin
13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?
take a dump, play zelda, take another dump
14. What are you going to spend money on next?
Nothing. Damn you America
15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?
Yes, yes I am
16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?
Probs. I’ll have had a haircut
17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
Katherine. The planet
18. The last time you felt broken?
Never because I’m Mr Fix it
19. Have you had sex today?
Virgin ladies. Form a line
20. Are you starting to realize anything?
I’m not getting a lot of playing time and I’m getting angry
21. Are you in a good mood?
I’m always in a good mood
22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?
I’d consider it deeply but no
23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?
No. I have hazel, he’s blue
24. What do you want right this second?
My girlfriend and Nacho Cheese Doritos
25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
I’d get so pissed I’d punch a wall
26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
Of course it is
27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
The girlfriend. God I’m hopeless aren’t I
30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?
Not everyone but most people.
31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
I want him slightly less then Morgan Freeman. So no
32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?
She’s known for a long, long time
33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?
I don’t drink anything else
34. Listening to?
An Awesome Wave
35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?
In her bedroom cause I’m on skype with her
37. Do you believe in love at first sight?
I believe in a lot of things and this is included
38. Who did you last call?
Home. Needed a lift home in the rain
39. Who was the last person you danced with?
Katherine Hayhoe aka Lady of Time. I mostly dance by myself
40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
Because I love her and she’s the bestest
41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?
4 score and 65 years in the past
42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?
Always give mumsy a hugsy
43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
Probably too much
44. Do you tan in the nude?
Tanning is for the weak
45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?
I’d redo it because it felt amazing
46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
47. Who was the last person to call you?
48. Do you sing in the shower?
All the time and I’m not sorry
49. Do you dance in the car?
50. Ever used a bow and arrow?
I have and I nearly killed someone I think
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
Formal, does that count
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
They are filled with love and joy
53. Is Christmas stressful?
It’s the best time of year
54. Ever eat a pierogi?
What the fuck is that. Kill it with fire
55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
Beef pie. #upthe4n20
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
Always wanted to be a doctor. I think at one point I wanted to be a cop
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
No because they are scary and scary things don’t exist
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59. Take a vitamin daily?
I used to but not anymore
60. Wear slippers?
61. Wear a bath robe?
No. Towel around the waist because $w@g
62. What do you wear to bed?
63. First concert?
Green Day. Mmmmmmmmm Male strippers
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65. Nike or Adidas?
66. Cheetos Or Fritos?
Cheetos. Stoners must like them for a reason
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?
Is it sad I know Love Story off by heart
69. Ever take dance lessons?
I did Irish dancing for 3 months and that was torture
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
Science. Only thing she could do
71. Can you curl your tongue?
72. Ever won a spelling bee?
Never been in one
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
I never cry full stop
74. What is your favorite book?
Skulduggery Pleasant Death Bringer by Derek Landy
75. Do you study better with or without music?
I want to say with but it’s without
76. Regularly burn incense?
I’m not a hippy
77. Ever been in love?
I’m in love with the most amazing girl right now
78. Who would you like to see in concert?
Queen but SOMEONE had to go die
79. What was the last concert you saw?
Muse. Fuck that was good
80. Hot tea or cold tea?
81. Tea or coffee?
82. Favorite type of cookie?
83. Can you swim well?
I’m Australian. Need I say more
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85. Are you patient?
Not AT ALL
86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
Definitely band, much more better
87. Ever won a contest?
88. Ever have plastic surgery?
I’ve considered having my chest evened out but I probably wouldn’t
89. Which are better black or green olives?
90. Opinions on sex before marriage?
As long as you’re not 13 I particularly give a fuck
91. Best room for a fireplace?
Toilet. Never seen that before
92. Do you want to get married?
I’ve wanted to get married for as long as I can remember. Get married and have kids is a thing I really want to do.