shuckl:

sirruraccoon:

shuckl:

watchthelightfade:

shuckl:

just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude

people might not want to be called dude

you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologise

I find your poor grammar and spelling to be offensive to my eyes.

watch me catch this gnarly wave of i don’t care

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littaly:

bip-bop-bam:

littaly:

skellyscoo:

paulsrockinpagoda:

thatdarnwaffleopolis:

Oh no.

Oh no.

Oh no.

Why are you saying “oh no” there’s a reason the condom was there. Would you rather whoever took it to go have unsafe sex?

the pin

OH NO

(via crescendoll-s)


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princess-caboose:

mrdecraprio:

excuse you

wHO DID THIS.

(via mooseburrito)


fandom-pride:

My 99 year old great grandfather was at my house for Christmas and we were watching cake boss because it’s his favourite show, except it was already recorded so I fast forwarded through the commercial and my grandpa screamed and said “WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? ARE YOU TIME TRAVELLING?? ELLIE YOU CAN’T DO THAT”

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keepcalmandlovetennant:

They didn’t give him a gun, they gave him a screwdriver to fix things.

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They didn’t give him a tank or a warship or a X-Wing fighter, they gave him a call box from which you can call for help.

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And they didn’t give him a superpower or pointy ears or a heat ray, they gave him an extra heart. They gave him two hearts.

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And thats an extraordinary thing; there will never come a time when we don’t need a hero like the doctor.

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sodomymcscurvylegs:

mrtwentington:

11 year old me was pissed at this revelation

A hundred-thousand years will pass and I will never get over the genius of this scene!

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timelordgifs:

Do not hold your breath when the nanoscaler engages. Why?

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pleasestopdoingthat:

easterbunnymundlover:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

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*quietly sings* divorced, beheaded and died. Divorced, beheaded, survived.

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dropdeadesu:

A friend of mine just messaged me saying “I fucked up. I was doing math with my son, and I told him to ‘hold up eleven fingers’ and he started to panic and I didn’t realize why until he screamed ‘MOM…MOM I ONLY HAVE TEN”

(via mooseburrito)


New Who Doctors + their first full episodes as The Doctor.

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spiritual-hippie-girl:

grxviity:

Eyes are distracting. You see too much. You don’t see enough.

stared at these for half an hour straight 

tiny universes, amazing

(via fuckyeahcommonurls)


blogbmb:

Star Wars (Jared Gase)

More Star Wars

(via noobs-only)


ganjabeauty:

-sharkbites:

officialcrow:

brah chill

I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK

IVE NEVER BEEN SO TERRIFIED IN MY LIFE

ganjabeauty:

-sharkbites:

officialcrow:

brah chill

I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK

IVE NEVER BEEN SO TERRIFIED IN MY LIFE

(via mooseburrito)